The Mission Statement

It's the Pizza Stupid“It's the pizza, stupid. And maybe the beer.
Everything else can go fly.

Have a good time doing it, just wash your hands before and after.”

If your business needs a new mission statement, Shakespeare's Pizza has begun accepting offers in the mid to low-high-mid five figures (€) to help you.

Begrudgingly, we also have three other nifty new things to help your business, too.