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The

Shakespearience

BE A SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA

MAKER FOR A DAY

You and up to five friends, relatives, creditors, or faculty members can make and bake your own Shakespeare's pizzas here at the downtown shop.

Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, home closings, high jump records, and sales of large comic book collections, the Ultimate Shakespearience offers parties of six: 

  • Six Shakes t-shirts ... clean and new (unless otherwise requested).
  • Six do-rags ... also clean and new (unless otherwise requested).
  • Three or so pitchers of soda, beer, or a couple bottles of wine, or something like that. (and if you're not 21, don't even ask.)
  • Private and personal access to The Pit (where we make the pizzas).
  • All the raw materials to make three or so large pizzas.
  • Cara, Sara, or maybe Tara... your own personal guide - one of our training guys - who will show you all the secrets.
  • Private, reserved dining space to enjoy that which you wrought with your own hands.
  • Some other monkey to wash the dishes (unless you want to do that, too).

Make your own Shakespeare's pizzas.

It's a pizza party for six in our kitchen with us cleaning up.

Roll the dough. Spin it in the air. Ladle sauce. Put on your toppings. Bake. Burn your forearm on the oven door just like the rest of us. Take pictures of it all with that crap camera in your phone, and then never look at them again.  Complain about how little you get paid. Figure out ways to get back at the boss. Just remember to wash your hands before and after (hand soap included). Then eat it!

All this and more for just $148.62 ... we think. Is that a good price? What else should we include? 

By appointment only, and don't ask about Friday or Saturday nights (because we're slammed, that's why).

Call the downtown store at 573-449-2454 or email us