Shakespeare's Pizza and Mail Order Pizza
Downtown in The District: (573) 449-2454
Out West: (573) 447-1202
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Shakes Pizza will travel (so you can buy it in stores)
Shakespeare's Pizza is in a whole bunch of grocers, and we're working on more.
Where can you buy it?
Our frozen pizza pushers are working all the time to have the pies in more stores. (Even in our sleep... we really do dream about this stuff. don't you dream about work?) Some people haven't had their piece today and we need to help them out.
| Moser's Ashland | Ashland |
| C&R - Centralia | Centralia |
| Gerebs- Broadway, Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Gerebs - East Nifong Blvd, Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Gerbes - Paris Road, Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Holiday Inn Executive Center, Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Hy-Vee 3100 West Broadway Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Hy-Vee Conley Road Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Hy-Vee 405 East Grindstone Blvd. Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Moser's - Rangeline | Columbia |
| Moser's Columbia- Bus. Loop | Columbia |
| Patricia's Columbia | Columbia |
| Pierpont Store 7650 South Hwy 163 Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Schnucks 1400 Forum Blvd. Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Stoney Creek Inn 2601 S. Providence Road Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Wal-mart Store 415 Conley Road Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Wal-Mart 1201 Grindstone Pky Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Walmart 3001 West Broadway Columbia, MO | Columbia |
| Patricia's NW 8th Street Concordia, MO | Concordia |
| C&R - Fulton | Fulton |
| Fulton Country Club | Fulton |
| Mosers- Fulton | Fulton |
| Moser's - Holts Summit | Holts Summit |
| Gerbes- Truman Blvd Jefferson City, MO | Jefferson City |
| Moser's - Jefferson City, MO | Jefferson City |
| Schnuck's Supermarket 1801 Missouri Blvd. Jefferson City | Jefferson City |
| Market 3 114 W. 3rd St, River Market, Kansas City, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 12200 State Ln, Leawood, KS | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 8900 West 135th Street, Overland Park KS | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 6801 West 91st Street Overland Park, KS | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 5330 NW 64th St, Kansas City, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 8301 North St. Clair Ave Kansas City, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 601 W 40 Hwy Blue Springs, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 4545 South Noland Road Independence, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 1525 E 23rd Street Independence, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 301 NE Rice Road Lee's Summit, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 310 SW Ward Road Lee's Summit, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 6731 Blue Ridge Blvd. Raytown, MO | Kansas City |
| Hy-Vee Foods 12550 West 63rd Street Shawnee, KS | Kansas City |
| Hickman IGA, Mexico MO | Mexico |
| Rocheport General Store 202 Central Street Rocheport, MO | Rocheport |
| Domain Street Wine Bar 3312 Rue Royale #1 St. Charles, MO | St. Louis |
| Freddies Market Big Bend Blvd, Webster Goves, MO | St. Louis |
| Frontier IGA Hwy 94 North St. Charles, MO | St. Louis |
| Global Foods Market, North Kirkwood Road, Kirkwood, MO | St. Louis |
| Gustine Market 3801 Connecticut, St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Ladue Market, Inc. 9155 Clayton Road St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Mannino's Market Cottleville, MO | St. Louis |
| Mannino's Market Too Flint Hill, MO | St. Louis |
| Marsala's Market 3308 Rue Royale Street St. Charles MO | St. Louis |
| Mid Town IGA 317 Hawthorne Ave St. Charles, MO | St. Louis |
| Sappington Farmers Market 8400 Watson Road St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Schnucks 12332 Manchester Road St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Schnucks 10233 Manchester Road, Kirkwood MO | St. Louis |
| Straub's Clayton 8282 Forsyth Blvd St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Straub's Town and Country 13414 Clayton Road St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Straub's Central West End 302 N. Kingshighway Blvd St. Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Straub's Webster 211 West Lockwood Ave Webster Groves, MO | St. Louis |
| Walmart 100 THF Boulevard Chesterfield, MO | St. Louis |
| Walmart 201 Highlands Blvd Dr Manchester, MO | St. Louis |
| Winslow's Home, Inc. 7213 Delmar Blvd, St Louis, MO | St. Louis |
| Mosers 1035 Armory Road, Warrenton, MO | Warrenton |
Is it Good?
We make our frozen pizza with the same cheese, crust, sauce, toppings, and fairy dust that we use in the restaurants. (There's one small exception, courtesy of USDA regulations: we use pre-cooked sausage and ground beef instead of raw like at the restaurants. You do NOT want to meet Mr. Trichonosis.)
We use the same dough machine, the same cheese shredder, and the same pepperoni slicer that makes it thicker than anybody else. (Of course, not doubling up on equipment doesn't make the pizza any better, it just saves us - and so, you - some dough.) (Get it...dough?)
Finally, the crew that makes the frozen stuff works in the restaurants sometimes, too; so they osmosis-ly absorb all the ju-ju, karma, vibe, and other odors and have them with them in the USDA room. (Which, of course, doesn't make the frozen pizza any different, but they need the hours.)
So it's as close as we can get it. Of course we're going to say it's good - we're biased - but lots of other folks say so too.
Don't have a store near you and need a fix?
Bummer! But, you're still covered. Have your pies shipped to you. Not all pies can be shipped but it's better than eating your beets. Unless you like beets better than pizza, which would be okay with us because there are lots of people who like pizza better than beets, we's bets.